Thanks for the laughs Honda

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04/16/2019 at 16:57 • Filed to: None

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“I feel like I want to get out of my comfort zone, I think I’ll buy a mid- sized crossover from Honda.”

Says the man with an impossibly small comfort zone. Seriously, what was IN your comfort zone?


DISCUSSION (32)


Kinja'd!!! fintail > HammerheadFistpunch
04/16/2019 at 17:03

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Plaid and beards, chasing the demographic with all they’ve got. I am surprised there’s not a TV and gaming system plugged in somewhere, maybe in the tent.

Just out of frame to the left - a paved road and Whole Foods.


Kinja'd!!! VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > HammerheadFistpunch
04/16/2019 at 17:05

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I imagine the comfort zone is some John Mulaneyesque-looking dude, doing what he jokes about. Sitting in a dark room eating saltines for 28 years.

Then he buys a Honda. 


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > HammerheadFistpunch
04/16/2019 at 17:08

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He had to shake that blanket out himself .


Kinja'd!!! 412GTI > HammerheadFistpunch
04/16/2019 at 17:08

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Can’t say I’ve seen a campsite like that before either lmao. 


Kinja'd!!! vicali > HammerheadFistpunch
04/16/2019 at 17:10

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Ha, his comfort zone was on that blanket, and now he’s shaking things up!

Also - no way all that stuff came in that rig.

As well- please don’t get all Miley on those trees.

And- no scratching Hpstr onto the rocks..


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > vicali
04/16/2019 at 17:11

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yeah doing ANY advertising among joshua trees right now is a sketchy prop.


Kinja'd!!! TheTurbochargedSquirrel > HammerheadFistpunch
04/16/2019 at 17:11

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They want to be like Subaru but for people who are only somewhat considering the idea that they might enjoy the idea of outdoorsy stuff.


Kinja'd!!! vicali > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
04/16/2019 at 17:12

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It’s a heavy blanket.

The blanket is a metaphor for his boring day job.


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > 412GTI
04/16/2019 at 17:13

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glamp sites, they are springing up. The idea is that you go someplace outdoors and find the nicest possible way to close yourself off it from while still technically being outdoors.


Kinja'd!!! Mercedes Streeter > 412GTI
04/16/2019 at 17:15

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Better than the FEMA tents they had at the Fyre Festival. xD


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > fintail
04/16/2019 at 17:15

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oh you know the parking space you’re supposed to park in for this site (which is paved) is right where the camera is now.


Kinja'd!!! KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > HammerheadFistpunch
04/16/2019 at 17:15

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That dirt path leading to the tent is more “offroad” than most Passport owners will ever take that vehicle on.

The marketing is all fine and dandy but without discounts people are simply going to buy a mechanically identical Pilot

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Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > HammerheadFistpunch
04/16/2019 at 17:16

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Having visited Joshua Tree a few years ago: it’s definitely not PNW hipster weather.


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
04/16/2019 at 17:17

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Thats what I think, but I guess some people are turned off by the larger, cheaper more “domestic” version. Somehow.


Kinja'd!!! 412GTI > HammerheadFistpunch
04/16/2019 at 17:18

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Interesting, haven’t seen one yet near me. Not surprised it’s a thing..


Kinja'd!!! 412GTI > Mercedes Streeter
04/16/2019 at 17:19

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No lie lol!! 


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > TheTurbochargedSquirrel
04/16/2019 at 17:19

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I want a Subaru...but am I REALLY a subaru person? I can’t take that risk.


Kinja'd!!! vicali > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/16/2019 at 17:19

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E nd up with melted beard wax all over your shirt..


Kinja'd!!! TheTurbochargedSquirrel > HammerheadFistpunch
04/16/2019 at 17:20

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The Subaru life takes commitment. 


Kinja'd!!! Mercedes Streeter > HammerheadFistpunch
04/16/2019 at 17:25

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But when simply glamping isn’t glamourous enough...

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Kinja'd!!! benjrblant > HammerheadFistpunch
04/16/2019 at 17:28

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I don’t always glamp, but when I do, it’s Under Canvas.


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > Mercedes Streeter
04/16/2019 at 17:28

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I wish that bottom picture wasn’t photoshopped.  


Kinja'd!!! BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind > HammerheadFistpunch
04/16/2019 at 17:29

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All you need is a dog and love for a woman. Perhaps  strong like of craft beer and hemp, too. 


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > benjrblant
04/16/2019 at 17:30

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I knew about Moab, but I didn’t know Zion had one.  The Moab one is right behind a gas station.  


Kinja'd!!! Mercedes Streeter > HammerheadFistpunch
04/16/2019 at 17:37

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Me too...it would be one of the most ‘Murican things ever. Imagine the tolls you’d have to pay with six axles!

And to get under the whole 26k pound thing the trailer would have to be made out of the cheapest materials known to man. lol


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > Mercedes Streeter
04/16/2019 at 17:40

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I don’t believe in these fabled materials that are cheaper than are currently being used to make 5th wheels campers .


Kinja'd!!! E92M3 > HammerheadFistpunch
04/16/2019 at 17:44

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I want to buy one,  lower it 2 inches and put PS4's on it.


Kinja'd!!! Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks > HammerheadFistpunch
04/16/2019 at 17:48

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Don’t forget the insulated canvas tent large enough to park four of them inside of, sitting on a properly sited foundation, with a perfectly manicured gravel area.

Yep, that’s really  outside a comfort zone.


Kinja'd!!! Mercedes Streeter > HammerheadFistpunch
04/16/2019 at 17:49

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Muahaha good point. T hese are already built by the lowest bidder and would probably be fully built in China if it were economical to.


Kinja'd!!! SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > HammerheadFistpunch
04/16/2019 at 20:10

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Honda: Here’s your Passport  to the Uncomfortable.


Kinja'd!!! adamftw > HammerheadFistpunch
04/16/2019 at 22:32

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I saw one in that blue yesterday. It’s a really good looking car. Just add two speed transfer case and 33s... I’d wheel it.


Kinja'd!!! 84 GM Turbo > HammerheadFistpunch
04/26/2019 at 14:55

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Lots of those “Rug ge d ” glamping spots popping up like wildflowers on HWY 89 north of Kanab.